Oh, for a perfect world

I realized last night what would make the world perfect-if everything in my email spam folder was real!  Then I'd have a free iPad2 (2 of them actually) a free iPod, computer, laptop, trip to somewhere wonderful, hundreds of millions of dollars from the Prince of Africa, I'd be suing drug companies left, right and centre, I'd have a giant penis AND a 24 hour a day erection because of all the cheap viagra.  Wouldn't that be wonderful?  :)